Fudge

I am a raw food maker, and have developed a quite powerful and often compelling desire to ingest raw fudge in massive quantities; only slowed by stomachaches and lack of sleep, I call myself and others like me..... Fudge Zombies. We can be found in the kitchens of fine dining establishments all over Amereka, with dark circles under our eyes, and even darker circles around our mouthes and all over our hands (and occasionally forearms, cheeks, and shirts) as we lick clean mixing utensils, and rub any traces of cacao from bowls, cutting boards, and fingers. Be very careful when making fudge around these creatures because although many of them are vegan; like horses and cows, they have been known to accidentally eat a finger and in some rare cases a whole hand while being handfed fudge, please be sure to keep your palm open and fingers as far away from their teeth as possible so they don't get a hold of one of one by accident.
Disclaimer** We are not responsible for any fingers lost whilst feeding vegans or the like any type of dessert, pate', seaweed, or any other earthy hippie foods, and furthermore encourage safety while participating in any potentially dangerous activities such as feeding earth lovers, pets, and native or alien varieties of inhabitants; enjoy the raw cuisine and eat responsibly as well as consciously. Till we meet, :)

So I take it you're bringing fudge? LOCK it in the TRUNK so there will be some left by the time you get here!

haha... sounds like a good time

It usually takes me a few days to eat a batch because it makes me sick if I eat it more than a few ounces at a time. The trunk is a bad idea.. today I put some on a pience of plastic in my passengers seat.... and when I got to my destination and picked it up, it was liquid.. :( needless to say it wa sno longer liquid in a bag, but liquid (with almonds) in a pile on the ground. :( I ate it, but my fudgee wasn't interested...sad sad story

me thinks it was a subconscious effort to not have to share....LOL! I have NO idea what I will be bringing. Hmmmm....I'm blankin' on ideas today. Must be my 5:30am wake up call. Ouch! I'll think of something. Oh I'm working on a really yummy recipe (in my head) right now. Oh I hope it works!!!